The action icon is best known as an action movie legend. Yet, during the peak of his cinematic dominance in the eighties and nineties, he also headlined several critically acclaimed comedies. The standout film is Kindergarten Cop, which celebrates its three-and-a-half decade milestone this holiday season.
In the hit comedy, Schwarzenegger plays a tough police officer who masquerades as a schoolteacher to catch a killer. Throughout the story, the crime storyline serves as a simple backdrop for the star to film humorous moments with his young class. Without a doubt the standout belongs to a little boy named Joseph, who out of nowhere rises and informs the stoic star, “It's boys who have a penis, females have a vagina.” The Terminator replies icily, “Thanks for the tip.”
The young actor was brought to life by child star Miko Hughes. In addition to this part included a notable part on Full House as the schoolyard menace to the famous sisters and the character of the child who returns in the 1989 adaptation of Stephen King’s Pet Sematary. Hughes remains active today, with several projects listed on his IMDb. Furthermore, he engages with fans at the con circuit. Not long ago recalled his experiences from the production over three decades on.
Question: Starting off, how old were you when you filmed Kindergarten Cop?
Miko Hughes: My understanding is I was four. I was the smallest of all the kids on set.
That's remarkable, I have no memory from being four. Do you have any memories from that time?
Yeah, somewhat. They're snapshots. They're like visual recollections.
Do you recall how you landed the job in Kindergarten Cop?
My family, especially my mother would take me to auditions. Sometimes it was like a cattle call. There'd be dozens of children and we'd all patiently queue, enter the casting office, be in there less than five minutes, read a small part they wanted and that's all. My parents would coach me on the dialogue and then, once I learned to read, that was probably the first stuff I was reading.
Do you have an impression of meeting Arnold? What was your impression of him?
He was incredibly nice. He was enjoyable. He was pleasant, which I guess stands to reason. It would be strange if he was unpleasant to all the kids in the classroom, that likely wouldn't create a positive atmosphere. He was a joy to have on set.
“It would have been odd if he was mean to all the kids in the classroom.”
I was aware he was a huge celebrity because I was told, but I had not actually watched his movies. I felt the importance — like, that's cool — but he didn't frighten me. He was just fun and I only wanted to hang out with him when he wasn't busy. He was working hard, but he'd kind of play with us here and there, and we would cling to his muscles. He'd show his strength and we'd be dangling there. He was exceptionally kind. He purchased for each child in the classroom a Sony Walkman, which at the time was the hottest tech. It was the coolest device, that funky old yellow cassette player. I played the Power Rangers soundtrack and the Ninja Turtles soundtrack for years on that thing on that thing. It finally gave out. I also was given a authentic coach's whistle. He had the teacher's whistle, and the kids all received one too as well.
Do you remember your time filming as being enjoyable?
You know, it's amusing, that movie was this cultural thing. It was a major production, and it was such an amazing experience, and you would think, looking back now, I would want my memories to be of working with Arnold, the legendary director, the location shoot, being on a professional set, but my memories are of being a really picky eater at lunch. Like, they got everyone pizza, but I wasn't a pizza fan. All I would eat was the pepperoni off the top. Then, the first-generation Game Boy was brand new. That was the big craze, and I was proficient. I was the smallest kid and some of the other children would ask for my help to get past hard parts on games because I was able to, and I was quite pleased with myself. So, it's all childhood recollections.
OK, the penis and vagina line, do you remember how it happened? Did you understand the words?
At the time, I wasn't fully aware of what the word provocative meant, but I knew it was provocative and it caused the crew to chuckle. I knew it was kind of something I shouldn't normally say, but I was given an exception in this case because it was comedic.
“It was a difficult decision for her.”
How it came about, according to family lore, was they were still developing characters. A few scenes were part of the original screenplay, but once they had the entire ensemble assembled, it was more of a collaboration, but they refined it on set and, I suppose the filmmakers came to my mom and said, "There's a concept. We want Miko to deliver this dialogue. Are you okay with this?" My mom paused. She said, "I need to consider this, let me sleep on it" and took some time. It was a tough call for her. She said she wasn't sure, but she believed it could end up as one of the most memorable lines from the movie and her instinct was correct.